The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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