So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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