Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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