dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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