chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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