Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I hate all girls vehemently.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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