Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
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Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
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Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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