oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
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turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
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is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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