ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
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