I think scott just propositioned me for sex
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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