I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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