But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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