I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
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We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
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Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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