Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
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You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
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I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I am mentally ready for anal.
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