my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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