I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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