I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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