i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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