Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i barfeds in our rink
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
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