I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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