im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
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This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
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May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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