just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
either way he was missing a nipple.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
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she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
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I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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