hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
