Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
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she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
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We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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