Well apparently he's into motor boating.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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