Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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