Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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