I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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