And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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