Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
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i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
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First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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