my soul wont recognize me after tonight
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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