I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
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worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
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dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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