my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
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He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
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He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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