im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
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Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
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Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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