Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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