So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
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Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
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Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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