She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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