Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
Randomize
