4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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