Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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