I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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