Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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