is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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