This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
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She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
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I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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