Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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