shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
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You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
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Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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