Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
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She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
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It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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