so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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