Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
that's an acceptable place to lick
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
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the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
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So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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