Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Actions speak louder than pants.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Randomize
