i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
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Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
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Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars