So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
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She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
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If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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