He is an equal opportunity slut.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.