is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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