hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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