im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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