My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
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If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
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I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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