Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
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I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
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Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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